Within our altruistic work of educating the masses, we will devote a small chapter (taken, of course, the "Guide to the Perfect tomfoolery") to eliminate the errors and false beliefs that those who call themselves scientists insist on preaching with the help and support the powers that be. Also, will also give some guidance to those wishing to enter the world of real science (ours) to do so.
First, forget the empty verbiage with which persist in our minds dull classes in Physics, Chemistry and Mathematics. Actually, they deserve very little credit disciplines ignore phenomena such important as telekinesis, telepathy and astral travel.
Secondly, and this is the most important numbers to handle anything with rigor and to extract meaningful conclusions to be taken into account: multiplying or dividing (also worth adding or subtracting) any amount by the right number we can get the amount we please .
For example:
An object used as simple and as ordinary as a pen BIC is clear evidence that extraterrestrials not only visit us but are among us. Let me prove it.
The length of the pen with lid is 150 mm, and the average distance from Earth to the Sun is 150 million km. The relationship is evident. BIC Pens are objects of worship on our planet solar introduced by some extraterrestrial civilization. But the thing does not end there. The length of the pen cap is 58 mm, and if we discount what measures the clip, we are 35 mm. We add the two figures and get 93, which doubled gives 186, exactly 40 mm more than the length of the pen uncapped (146 mm). In addition, the sum of the figures on the length of the cover without belt clip, 35 mm, gives 8, which is the diameter of the pen. Anyone can realize that these proportions
a relationship exists, and this relationship has to derive a message, probably the key for using all the power and energy of Sun
And we have not yet finished. If we add the length of the pen cap, and the length of the pen without a lid, we get the figure of 296, which is exactly the distance in km., From Zaragoza to Bilbao motorway. In case anyone doubted it, the technology needed to build highways is of extraterrestrial origin (I guess nobody will be able to think about early humans were going to happen something like that), and the relationship between the technology and interplanetary travel is enclosed in the magic proportions of BIC pens.
Not only that, probably all the secrets of the Universe are locked in the pen. Adding the previous result, 296, to the extent of the cover without belt clip, 35 mm, gives us 331, multiplied by two is 662, almost universal gravitation constant except for the proportionality factor (the value of this constant is of 6.67 x 10 -11 , the error may be due either to inaccuracies in our measurements, or to the higher intelligence that created these objects decided it was too dangerous to know within our reach). In addition, the clip length is 23 mm. If we add the figures of the total length of the pen, 150 mm, gives 6, which with 23 of the clip lead to 6.023, just add the factor of proportionality 10 -23 for Avogadro's number.
sure if we were investigating the characteristics of this wonderful object came from the stars, find the answers to the great enigmas of humanity. For our part, and after many years of research and analysis of BIC pens, we can say we're about to discover the secret of potato omelette ...
(But please do not tell anyone). Caio
Lapsus
Note: This article first appeared ago few years, Rational Alternative, old magazine of the association ARP-SAPC. I was amused and rescued him for my old web. To see if you also do it.
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