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Homeopathic Theory

One of these trends supposedly healthy invade us is that of detoxification . It seems our bodies are filled with all kinds of crap, and you have to expel them as well taking potions of dubious effectiveness either making out by the various body orifices (such as this or this ). Or, finally, also where there are not .

Actually this is unnecessary for the detoxification of very old, but the novelty of these trends is that somehow relate to the idea of \u200b\u200b"natural healing." To which one gets a little puzzled: if the body, they say, is able to heal itself, would not be able to also get rid of toxins without getting your feet wet or convert them into a pincushion ?

course, believers in these things have answers for everything (although some are a bit peculiar as we know ), and in this case there are going to remain silent: the accumulated stress of daily life, pollution, ingestion of "chemicals" or whatnot, electromagnetic waves, of course, chemtrails . The trouble is that hardly go from there: no one can explain, for example, why the radiation from mobile phones are bad really bad and instead others are sea good health, or how the hell can you not ingest whether chemical ... or Well, if you explain, but for what they say ...

So from here, and taken our traditional spirit of understanding for those who believe in such things as funny (beliefs, not consequences, which of course have no grace) we've decided to contribute our grain of sand offer the

Homeopathic Theory Toxins

Imagine something so simple, bland and seemingly harmless as a glass of water. If they can not worry: take a look at this video and return here.

Already? Well, here we have our glass of water ...

see, is full and ready to be consumed, but the problem comes from much further back. Back in time until we bought it, or we are just coming into the chocolate spread, or a friend gave us practical and unimaginative as the day of our wedding and, finally, appeared mysteriously at the bottom of cabinet the kitchen. What we all then? For

scrubbing, of course. To which is rubbed with a rag soaked with detergent and soaked in water, and then clarified to remove traces of soap.

And here is where makes his entrance on stage ... Well, make your blog entry on the scene Murias Cauldron, where I read this idea.

But I meant that he now makes its entry into this type of scene is next door, Mr. Semion Korsakov. For the uninitiated, Korsakov was one of the pioneers of homeopathy , having been converted by Hahnemann himself, with whom he maintained a long friendship. Hahnemann, of course, referred to as the Conde Korsakov, it is uncertain whether to give it an aristocratic air that did not belong (he was of noble family) or because the deception was mutual and also Korsakov managed to convince him of his own fantasies. Korsakov Whatever remains one of the most revered of the field of homeopathy, which made valuable contributions. For example, Korsakov argued that "information" that, according to homeopaths, converted to a sugar pill in a homeopathic remedy could be transmitted to the point that it was sufficient to introduce between other non-"enhanced" so that all magically become infected of ... well, magic.

But Korsakov is known today primarily as the inventor of an alternative system of "dinaminación" which bears his name but also could call it "the method bum. "Instead of the tedious task of drawing a hundredth of a mixture to mix in other ninety-nine parts of water, over and over again, Korsakov thought it could achieve similar results by simply pulling the mixture down the drain and filling the bottle with pure water: waste of the mix before they had been on the walls and bottom of the bottle would be enough to "energize" the new mix. As a method obviously ojimétrico, homeopaths do not agree on whether korsakoviano degree equals one hundredth Hahnemannian or rather 1.5, but the truth, not that it matters too much.

What we do matter is that, while scrubbing the glass, what we do is just that same: mix water and soap residues left on the walls with clean water rinse. And even then not to hit the glass against a Bible as truth homeopaths, the method is so similar that it is quite clear that eventually the cup freshly scrubbed contain a dilution of about korsakovianos degrees (depends on what it is every maniac this one with rinsing) of soapy water.

Oh yes, of course, then dried, but also dried the little pill of lactose for which homeopaths dump their remedies, and yet say the "water memory" becomes somehow in "memory of sugar", right? So why should not it be a "memory Duralex?

Memory, of course, is then transmitted to the water we drink in the glass. Again and again. And another and another.

So far the part of the preparation of the remedy, whose merit, as I said, it's Cauldron Murias (which as explained above a bottle, which allows rinsing as a "dinaminación" more complete) . Now let's see how does that relate to the toxins.

Recall that, according to the "similia similibus curantur" for homeopathic a substance that produces certain symptoms in a healthy person will cure similar symptoms in another patient. And I emphasize what's similar : they have to be the same, just like themselves a little. Even very recently, for example, to diseases that cause skin blemishes (genital herpes from sunburn) recommend a sepia-based remedy, because the ink of cuttlefish also stain your thing ...

So let the vessel fregoteo. Obviously, in the dirty glass the effect of soap is clean, right? The same thing happens to us when we are dirty, a soap pasadita as new. But what happens when the dilution of soap got inside our body, camaraderie as their own natural detoxifying qualities and buenrrollistas? For just the opposite, of course: leave a nasty echo .

And so every time we drink.

Fantastic, right? Well, of course, if we talk about homeopathy has to be great for noses. But I mean that the theory is great: at a stroke assert the validity of the fossilized ideas of Hahnemann and the way we find an explanation for the apparent accumulation of goo that we suffer. And all for being such a camaraderie.

In fact, the idea is so good you can, for example, also recommend homeopathy as a detoxifier. If we mess clean glass, enough to drink from a dirty glass to let us camaraderie. And if we look like jets of gold can even strengthen the action of taking dirty water excrementum caninum or other remedy particularly dirty. And so fresh.

The pity is that we can not also speak of a conspiracy by the big multinational domestic cleaning to poison, which would round up and slaughter. But the craziness that we are poisoning the water and is caught ...

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Semefarte Toxins, or boosted pitorreo

Many people take this from homeopathic suicide as a kind of recochineo against homeopathy. And it is, there may be some of that, but the campaign has a much more serious: to know what is really that of homeopathy . That is, in reality, hence fundamentally pitorreo the side of the homeopaths. As shown we can see what the news of the creation of the English Society of Medical and Pharmaceutical Emerging Therapies ( Semefarte ), an association dedicated to promoting all types of therapies have in common only their absolute uselessness for patients.

And what's pitorreo this news? Well several things. First, once again, shattering one of the " arguments " handiest advocates of this kind of nonsense: that of David against Goliath. As we can see in the comments of all sorts, believers in "alternative therapies" are often convinced that theirs is a struggle against the evil hordes numantina of multinational drug companies, against which stand a kind of charitable NGOs willing to bring the world the truth about the restoration of vital force, holistic healing and balancing the chakras.

And yet ... Well, here we have on the cover of the web of Semefarte the logos of some multinational pharmaceutical companies, whose only other difference is that the lack usual scruples added sector sell the nerve completely ineffective:

no doubt that these companies have properly assessed the advantages of fitting that, as well Público says, is neither more nor Unless a lobby , but we bounce has settled a nuisance, who come to us with that attitude of "big pharma are opposed to alternative therapies" have no more to send them there to explain to us if Heel or Forza Vitale are charitable brotherhoods holiday or what.

More serious is the pitorreo that members bring Semefarte with the law. Has jokingly, as also has public , the Director of Institutional Relations Boiron Laboratories says

We have not yet recorded any medication.

Vale, we already knew, but one thing is that we have to deduct or take it out with a corkscrew to AEMPS , and quite another to be recognizing them to be there, with all the nose, engaged in selling drugs without authorization . Yes, we all know that what they say victimhood (apparently do not have enough to to legalize their potions without showing that count for something , and spent years trying to pressure the administration to strain your records are incomplete and exempting them from paying fees for them ), but the same one day, both repeat, will and hears the Attorney General and the occurrence is to meet its obligations and wallpapers. That's one thing to deal with Leyre Pajin and quite another to the judges of the Court, it's over, as officials, have lived in the flesh (well, on the payroll) that cuts in public spending.

Because that's another fine example of recochineo to bring those Semefarte. As account again Public newspaper, the Homeopathic Hospital in Madrid, which has its headquarters lobby of charlatans, was restored thanks to a flood of public money injection, namely the Community of Madrid.

money that perhaps other happier economic times may have some justification, as an investment to rehabilitate a historic building ... provided it is devoted to some social function, not the art of selling sugar cubes to the unwary. But beyond such fortune has been spent in times of crisis, and to facilitate the homeopath a new center where they do consultations and sell their treatment has nose joke. Whereupon the arrival Semefarte building does nothing to add, as we said, more pitorreo the case: now not only going to sell little pill safe, but many other types of snake oil.

And this is just a sample. Because if you want to see pitorreo, but the good, make a visit to the website of Semefarte and read what they say in their section devoted to " emerging therapies." It's enough to break out laughing.

If I did not say it quite seriously, or at least expect it and take their customers. And that, frankly, not funny.